bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave

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unimpressedcats:

save me obi wan 

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yuniedc:

boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit

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just-a-mean-teen:

My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point

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madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

themouseabides:

Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.

Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.

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cannibal-giraffe:

rjmckinnon:

frostedsammy:

i don’t normally post porn sorry 

I do, and this is much better.

I finished this in my head with “…can prevent forest fires”

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iamboredletsshootthewall:

zukowantshonorforchristmas:

rawrsamsadino:

John Green everyone

#wow cutie patootie

I have never before heard my favourite author referred to as a cutie patootie. 

But I don’t disagree. 

I mean he is kind of adorable

I’ve never not reblogged John Green.

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